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    DED / Friday, September 29, 2006


    I spelt Macbeth wrongly. it came out as Mabeth. =_=

    Exams!!!! *hides in corner and peers around fearfully* i hate exams! My english paper was totally blah, i'm screwed for my chemistry, i was STUPID in emath and i... blabbered nonsense for geog.

    Oh and did i mention that i hate exams alot?

    Mug. i want to mug. both ways. and kill something that aren't ants...

    *repeated headdesk*

    My bro got a wooden puzzle for childrens' day. now my head is full of odd shaped wooden pieces...

    DMC4.... *makes grabby motion towards ps3* Dante seems more insane or messed up in the head or something. but we all know he's just being trashy as per usual... XD Nero seems just as almost as insane.

    *hearts these silver haired wierdos*

    ...wait. why are most of the insane ones have silver hair?

    Dante: it's my best feature
    Sephiroth: really now? =_=^ *signals to own longer silver hair*
    Dante: *leers*
    Riku: But i'm NOT insane!
    Sephiroth: even i admit to it. to ignore is to leave a weakness. *evil chuckle*
    Dante: riku, you were once you know... and still are.
    Riku: =_= at least i'm not as gay as Ansem...
    Sephiroth: i don't see the difference.
    Riku: O-o... there IS.
    Dante: look on the bright side. At least it's not as bad as Pervy kakashi. Or kuja for that matter!
    Sephiroth: Look who's talking. *raises brow sardonically*
    Dante: *grins* and u? with kadaj and loz and yazoo all being a mama's boy?
    Riku: *shakes head and sighs*

    In my not so humble opinion, i think they're all nut cases. which is why they are adorable. (wait. seph and adorable don't go together *brainbreak*) To those who don't know, kakashi is from naruto. dante is obviously from DMC (along with his twin bro vergil), Riku and Ansem are from Kingdom Hearts and Seph and the silverhaired trio (kadaj, yazoo and loz) are from FFVII. and this is utter rhetoric. =D

    See how many silvered haired chaps there are?

    ghost whisperer is nice. although a bit fast (like, emotion swing in 0.3 sec flat) it is nice to watch. Nothing ever beats House MD.

    now i've got nothing to blog.

    haha.


    Oreos.
    "Wha'? What's goin' on?"*sleepily*
    "You've been chosen to be the new leader."
    "Pain in the ass. Forget it." ~ Cid and Barrett, on chosing Cid as leader after Cloud's pratically comatose.



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    Pish / Tuesday, September 26, 2006


    Dear Mopy and Wibble: i'm not a pink fluffy pink pin cushion, dammit! T_T *sings Elvis Presley's Wooden Heart "Treat me nice, treat me good, treat me like you really should. 'Cause i'm not made of wood and i don't have a wooden heart." out of tune* LOL.

    I've been having mood swings lately. it's either: a) math, b) stress from upcoming exams, c) PMS, or d) all of the above. >_< save meeeeeee... or save Mopy and wibble, seeing that they have to deal with it. yet again, they bully me, so SAVE MEEEEE!!!!

    i vow to not be grumpy. XD

    "now dead from stupid"

    Weiyi: *points to 2 idiots 'fighting'(and being terrible at it) in class during recess* "It's like we have a low-budget kung-fu movie here." FTW

    and, previously, on the mrtan is lame show!
    Mopy and i: "today supplementry do what?"
    mrtan: "Eat lah!"
    Mopy and i: O.O???
    mrtan: "eh? eh. eh... nononono! i mean optics."
    Mopy and i: *snark*

    then....

    mrtan talking to another 'cher: "HAHAHA you're joking!"

    Mopy, Wibble and I: O.O *jawdrop*

    it's the first time we've heard him laugh so... not so evilly? erm. anyway, it was really boyish and the three of us were like *stone* for a while.

    the mrtan is lame show is on every monday, tuesday.... erm as long as it's on physics class.

    ... stupid squeenix! what on gaia is blu-ray?! you stupid money eater piece of... crack. T_T i want to watch that AC version you know!!!!

    *cries*

    Crisis Core! *rawrs*


    Oreos.
    "Something wicked this way comes"~Mabeth, William Shakespeare



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    Word of the Day / Sunday, September 24, 2006


    Mug. no, really. i'm serious here. everyone knows what mugging means in singapore: study very hard. Guess what the other meanings are (funnily, me ma says mugging for an exam is correct O_o):

    Mug:
    a) a drinking cup (oh-kay, this is pretty much a given)
    b) used as a quantity measuring device (a mug of coffee)
    c) slang: i) the face
    ii) the mouth
    iii) an exaggerated facial expression; grimace, as in acting
    iv) even better. a thug or punk d) to assult or menace, esp with the intention of robbery (he mugged me!)
    f) slang: to photograph a person, esp in compliance with an official or legal requirement

    and the icing on the cake?

    g) brit slang: a gullible person; dupe; fool

    at least now i know where the HP term "muggles" came from

    Now i think i'm going to be amused whenever someone says "I'm going to mug/mug for an exam." Even if it's correct, that is (then WHY haven't they put it in the dictionary or something?).

    oh. to respond to your request, Mable, i'm still going to call you Mopy. It's just too cute to give up *evil smile*

    My current goal: to squash my overinflated ego that has grown over the years. you got to be more humble, dear.

    on a little more crisis core: Sephiroth is... wryly cute? (seph and cute don't fit in the same sentence omg) Angeal is officially a bit weird (although it seems FFVII!world has tons of weird people). there is zack and seph friendship (i'm going to die of YAY). Win for Zack/Aeris! and Zack and Cloud friendship (double YAY! and i can say Cloud is cute oh-kay!) and ZACK. 'cus he's so... zack. It's Canon!!!!! Zack is Awesome!

    oh dear. i'm fangirling so close to the exams *chants "crisis core"*


    Oreos.
    "Aeris? I'll have to get back to you later. I've got a guest."
    *puts phone away and readies Buster sword*
    "I'll try to be a polite host." ~ Zack. talking to Aeris while fighting Bahamut. zackzackzackzack~~~ FTW! omg i'm fangirling over Crisis Core again. *squees in delight*



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    I'm not in IMH. Yet. / Thursday, September 21, 2006


    Things that happened:

    1. lame talks and jokes by siian, mabel, rosary, weiyi, charmaine, vivian and i (omg, very, very lame XD)
    e.g
    siian: elephant shit are as big as footballs and float *plonk*
    mopy and i: O_O lol

    2. Siian is know known as Kenneth Tan Liyan (hardly a teacher pronounces his name correctly. i wonder why lol XDXD)
    mrchee: Kenneth right?
    siian: =_= no.
    cher:then what's your name?
    siian:siian
    cher: oh! liyan?
    siian: =_=... siian
    cher: ian?
    rest of group: *points and sniggers*

    3. we whack our heads with books. no. seriously.
    me: it's as funny as mopy telling me about whacking your head with ur amath book!
    weiyi: *attempts to show expression* *picks up mini-dictionary and whacks head* with a pokerface, see? it doesn't hurt! not at all!
    rosary: O_O *jawdrop*
    weiyi: see? see?
    rest of group: LOL

    4.and i'm on crack. or something.
    me: *zone out a little*
    mopy and weiyi: "laughs over something"
    me: "WHAT?!"
    mrschang: "what?"
    me: *looks at mrschang* "what?"
    mrschang: "what what!"
    me: "what?"
    mrschag: "you asked what!"
    me: "oh. lol. not u"
    ...
    me to mabel: "what!"
    mrschang: *gives me a look*
    me: "no!!!! not u! T_T"
    mopy and weiyi: LOL

    5. and again. =_=
    elaine, sarah, charmaine ann, weiyi, mopy and i: *writes on ways to study*
    from torturing ducks to burning others' hair, to running around in the nude, haunt teachers and ask them stupid qns, eating potato chips, facial and spa...
    hey! we're creative, oh-kay?!

    6. and it doesn't end there
    after sch...
    mopy, weiyi and me: "SARAH SARAH" x goodness knows how many times
    sarah: *ignores*
    other "spectators": *STARES*

    7. apparently mrtan is too...
    mrtan: *makes big hand motions to denote x and y-axis*... *then procedes to use a broom and zhaohan as the axis*
    mopy, weiyi, me: ROTFL


    8. and we go on to mskoh
    weiyi and me: "mskoh! souveniers~ souveniers~ "
    mskoh: "you want them? *points to arm and legs* i give u! i've 26 of them!"
    mabel, weiyi and i: O_O lol


    9. even at home, it's crack.
    on msn with JH...
    no, no details. cuz it's nothing but "blahs". literally.


    10. and i'm not the only obsessed thing out there...
    rosary is OBSESSED with her chinese romance novels. really.


    11. cross-overs are fun!!!
    "This is the ultimate showdown, the ultimate destiny. Good guys bad guys and explosions, as far as the eye can see..."~ song! go guess. =P


    12. my sis is a ripper.
    not that i'm any better.


    13. i had a dream that i had to take my olevel math. i think it's my brain telling me that i'm actually stressed. i think.


    14.and more crack!
    weiyi and i go crazy over this story, whose main character is a guy named Dawn. LOL.


    15.Macbeth is killing me.


    16. I realised alot of things i post, it's either i post it first or mopy posts it first. =_=


    17. i went to listen to the english dub of Advent childern on you-tube, the fight between seph and cloud. and then.
    me:.... seph sounds absolutely gay.


    18. Jack Black rocks!
    "This is just a tribute~~~"~ Tribute, by Jack Black


    19. did u know a panda can sneeze?


    20. JH tried to traumatise me. he failed :P


    21. Weird Al rocks too.
    "I think i'm a clone now" guess who i was thinking of?


    22.So does House MD!!!!
    everyone in the show is getting more and more sacarstic. *hearts*


    23. oh no. i'm back on a omg-guild-wars-i-wanna-play-but-no-money-no!!! spree...


    My life is getting funnier and funnier. i think someone's been drugging me.


    tomorrow are exams. well, *curses* *zips off*




    Oreos.
    ( I dreamt I was a moron)~ Squall, FFVIII. lol. squall, news flash. you ARE a moron. XD



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    In which more stupidity ensues / Monday, September 18, 2006


    Remember the disclaimer in my first post? the one that says "i will not be held responsible for any brain damage whatsoever?" I would like to remind everyone that it is still very much in effect.

    Thank you. =P

    I did some self-reflection, and i realised one thing: I'm a very mean, evil, cruel, sadistic, sacarstic, (insert not so nice words) person. Why? Because if it can be mocked, it shall be, will be and must be mocked. I can't help it!!! it's like it's lying there on a silver platter, squealing "mock me mock me!!!" and it's known my self-restraint is practically non-existent.

    Although... i think of it as a special feature, and not a fault. XP

    LALALA, i'm not listening to complains~~~

    Well, while wibble and wabble (i prefer Mopy) and i were studying in Mac, Mopy got kinda impatient over something. Wibble thus told Mopy to meditate, which Mopy attempted to do so. She then promptly said she would levitate and float around.

    I replied that we'd have to tie her down with a string, and then i could bring her back home.
    "Look ma! i brought home a balloon!"

    It would be funny to see peoples' reaction if that really happened.

    During dinner, the family were talking, and we ended up on the topic on blogs.

    so my sis goes : "I've seen those young girls' blogs, and they are so..."

    me: "Twitish?"

    ma: "They're so young! isn't it dangerous?"

    sis: "Well, the internet is a free zone... unless there's a machine that can scan your thumbprint and then go [access denied. underage.]"

    me: "what about teeth? can check 'em to see if they are underaged..."

    sis: "then go scan the teeth ar..."

    me: "then those without teeth cannot access lor. will go [fake teeth. access denied]"

    ...

    Whole family: "ROTFL" (because the mental image is too funny)

    I must stop deviantart browsing. must... do.. work... T_T

    And now i shall shall attempt a sad shot at being productive and do constructive things.


    Oreos.
    "You made us both gay for about 10 seconds dammit!"~Kingdom Hearts!Cloud to Sora, a gag comic by MangaLoca. What happened? eheheheheheh... It was so, so amusing!



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    Early in the morning / Sunday, September 17, 2006


    It's 2.15 in the morning. and my hair hasn't dried yet. =_=

    i want to sleep, dammit!

    anyway, i've been on crack lately. laughing for supposedly no apparent reason in physics (what? mr tan's notes sounded like he was high!) and i couldn't stop. and then weiyi was whining about a bug (and i'm insectophobic too) made me laugh non-stop. LOL. And mrs chang. who makes the most amusing comments sometimes.

    Oh. and it turns out our class did pretty well overall in terms of results.

    My ma was right about stupid talks.

    I think they give out drugs in the morning so the teachers can survive the day. I also think they should share, those mean mean things.

    Seems like i type weird at this hour. =_=

    Oral was pushed forth. and. i was rocking the chair throughout the whole thing. >_> but on the whole, i think i can pass. at least. THINK.

    GAH! did i tell you i want to sleep?

    I now have an odd fascination with doughnuts and XXXHolic. don't ask.

    ...or maybe you can. if you want to risk being scarred forever.

    No! i'm serious!

    ...I'm seriously typing weirdly. shoot me with a tranquilizer, quick!

    And now i shall end this highly pointless, silly and inane post.

    ...i'm jealous of those artists on deviantart.com

    ...

    Devil May Cry!!! Danteeee!!!! Vergilllllll!!!! Neroooo!!!! Trish and Eva and Sparda!!! Yay for demonic dysfunctional families!!! *fangirls*

    ...

    ...

    erm. nevermind.


    Oreos.
    "Castaways"~ Awesome Town. You'd have to watch it to get the joke. or maybe it wasn't a joke. How would i know? i'm sleep depped, remember?



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    Must be the weather / Wednesday, September 13, 2006


    Knock out zone! i was terribly tired this morning for goodness knows what reason, so i conked out in the parade square. then later i conked out in the classroom. First period was Mr Tan, and instead of the mandatory "go away i so don't like you" greeting, i went "Gooo moornin mr tan. *collapse back on table and SNORE*" 10 min later, he woke me up.

    Mr tan- "Good morning, kuolyn." *waves*
    Me- *raises head*... *blinks and stares*...*waves back*

    Anyway, i think mrs chang gets real irritated by us now and then. last time, class was less... disruptive. Well, aside from mabel being slighty insane behind and me snoring my gob off infront of class.h Now that weiyi and i sit behind, MASS CHAOS. we were laughing and laughing, the four of us, Weiyi, Siian, Mabel and I. well, at least three of us. and then we had to play a prank. and shoot people who were sleeping, namely... *ahem*. then weiyi decided to be funny and shot in siian's direction.

    And hit. right at the neck. We (aside from siian who was... in deep pain (xD)) were almost rolling on the floor with laughter.

    Mabel- "It makes a loud sound when you hit your head with the Amath textbook, but it really doesn't hurt." *hits own head lightly but creates a quite loud THUD*

    I was pratically in hysteria with laughter. Maybe it was because Mabel was doing it in a matter of fact way, like hitting your head with a thick Amath textbook is perfectly normal.

    So yes, i had a laughing good time in school today. almost. and now i shall conk out again.

    nights. =D


    Oreos.
    We direct our own destiny. Whatever happened, has come to pass; everything is impermanant. Yet, to forget is to deny. ~i'm just crapping, for the lack of anything to put here xD



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    Lost: homework / Monday, September 11, 2006


    It's official. I'm dead. or as dead as i can be anyway. Way to go dear, messing up your social studies test (and the first one of the semester). On the first day of school no less. DOOM.

    And i haven't found my lost homework yet. T_T

    "We all have books buried in our noses"~Ms Koh. slip of the tongue eh? XD

    Sis cut her hair and highlighted it today. her hair's still long though >_> Makes me hope i can chop off my mess i call hair... But i will prevail and wait till the school holidays! xD

    MSN can't be used. i want to kick the computer and curse it till kingdom come. ARGH!

    i realised i want to do alot of violent things. =_=

    Minority Reports is showing right now. It's a pretty cool show. and very philosophical.

    Are you a criminal if you only thought of the crime but did not act upon it?

    Can you change the result the path leads too? Can you prevent yourself from commiting a crime if you knew you were about to do it before hand?
    Diffrent paths, different possiblities, different outcomes. Can we forge our own road?
    "The question you have to ask is: What are you going to do?"
    "You know your future. You can change it if you want to."

    ...

    Now House MD is on! YAY!


    Oreos
    "This is sickening! You sound like chapters from a self-help book! Prepare yourself!"~Kefka FFVI



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    Meme time~ / Friday, September 08, 2006


    1. Put your music player on shuffle.
    2. Press forward for each question.
    3. Use the song title as the answer to the question even if it doesnt make sense. NO CHEATING!
    4. Tag 5 ppl at their tagboard to ask them to do this!
    5. Bold the questions and with the answers, give your own comments on how it relates to the questions.

    NOTE: I am shuffling from my iPod.


    How are you feeling today?
    Shakespheare in Love- Layla Kaylif

    Ok. OMGWTF?!

    Will you get far in life?
    Collide- Howie Day

    Is this a premonition of a car crash?

    What do your friends see you?
    Crazy- TRAX

    So true, so true...

    Will you get married?
    Lovin' you- ANNA inspi NANA

    Like Duh.

    What is your best friend's theme song?
    Genoku- Kaggra,

    Amused, considering she doesn't know this. But ironically, it's one of my most favourite songs... xD

    What is the story of your life?
    Complicated- Avril Lavigne

    =_= wonderful.

    What was high school like?
    I Will Never Cry - Clazziquai

    LOL. i did... >_> but i won't! *is highly amused*

    How can you get ahead in life?
    Almost Here- Delta Goodrem and Brian Mcfadden

    SAD. i feel pathetic now.

    What is the best thing about your friends?
    Trigger Situation - Dirge of Cerberus

    for... fits of insanity? LOL kinda true huh?

    What is in store for this weekend?
    It's a Disaster- OK Go

    WOOT.

    What song describes you?
    Senseless- Asian Kungfu Generation

    ... woah. spot on, man.

    To describe your grandparents?
    Psychedlic Lover - Pierrot

    ROTFL
    How is your life going?
    Vanilla - Gackt

    ... please note it's quite a crazy song.... =_=

    What song will they play at your funeral?
    Move Along- All American Rejects

    O_o lol it would be a good one though (and i was wishing for the One Winged Angel from FFVIIAC... godhood. yea.)

    How does the world see you?
    Puzzle - Se7en

    Right-on! XD

    Will you have a happy life?
    Crash the Party -OK Go

    now that's a good sign...
    What do your friends really think of you?
    Everything I'm Not - Veronicas

    ... LOL. and mabel here agrees. xD

    Do people secretly lust after you?
    Tattoo- Clazziquai

    ... =_=^?

    How can I make myself happy?
    It's Raining - Bi

    And now i'll dance chocobo dances in class when it rains. yay. trauma all around!

    What should you do with your life?
    There's A Fire- OK Go

    BURN TEH SCHOOL. or someone. or something. *cackles evilly*

    Will you ever have children?
    OHMYGODIMONFIRE - Logan Whiteburst and the Junior Science Club

    ...... no comments. seriously.

    Next 5 people to do this:
    *Andrea
    *Weiyi

    And no more cuz i only want to sabo them... >=D

    lol... and i was hoping for very weird songs, since Dawn's one cracked me up so much...


    Oreos.
    "It's because you Asian guys are too pansy!"~Asian girls white guys documentary. FTW. Jin Hong should watch this. >=D



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    So it's back to nonsense / Thursday, September 07, 2006


    Dress up Vincent Valentine. And i'm playing that. OMGTEHCUTE. what? it's fun! ...albeit a little sadistically on my part.... (well... if dressing him up on a cheerleading suit or in a hawaii grass skirt isn't sadistic, what is?)

    and a picture: Road Trip by rubyd
    http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/37735422/


    A Sephiroth family vacation through the universe, as their mother had always wanted. Driving the planet to parts unknown (it gets like 40bajillion mpg).

    Cloud's the hood ornament.

    CRACK.

    and i'm being perfectly normal, thank you very much.

    ya know, i wished does bunnies on my blog would mutate into a monster if they were run over by the mouse again...

    i had a "...WTF" dream last night. i dreamt that i had mabel's quote book. and i put it in this really messy room. when i came back, i found a corner ripped off. so i put it somewhere safer. when i returned again...

    there was a rat eating her quotebook. =_=

    well, i DID dream we had Pirates of the Carribean as our lit text...

    If only dreams could come true...

    bleargh.

    MARBLE! it's your fault i'm watching a WTF anime!!! T_T shakugan no shana... now i'm watching people with BIG eyes running around. and a dead guy as a character.

    "I'm... dead?" ---> and that was the 1st ep.

    SAVE ME.

    on a side note, i do like how Shana disses the teachers off. >=D

    and now to blog about the things i didn't blog about. (LOL total rhetoric)
    1. i HATE treetop walks. except for the steep slope part. that was fun.
    2. CCA is about to be suspended soon. WOOT.
    3. did i just spend $20 in cash to PLAY a GAME? for financial planning too. talk about irony, gheez.
    4.teacher's day was a blast! no ACES, and 312 rocked with their performance! go yong jin you mr yeo wannabe! lol
    5. i'd never felt proud of dance before... and i just did during said 'cher's day performance. =_=
    6.why does si ian always ask me : "who are you?" =_=^
    7. i LOVE ffvii fan art. squee.
    8. the croc guy died. expected, since he created the conditions himself. oh well. may he rest in peace.
    9.i got my ears pierced last friday.
    10. and i got a skirt too. T_T
    11. when my sis, mabel, weiyi and i went to miss claritiy cafe under miss koh's suggestion, we were like "OMG THE FRONT IS PINK." luckily, inside wasn't or we'd all be blaming miss koh. and we ate escargots! and that freaked weiyi out. =D e food was GOOOD. and the owner apparently is the aunt of a friend of nicholas, who is my sis's friend. =_= LOL.
    12. on the same day, mabel and weiyi cut their hair. i was laughing cuz weiyi had a slight resemblance to paul twohill. slight. it was the hair, dude.
    13. on monday, i decided that i must do something that isn't permitted in school, and not just eating in class. so i jumped off the railing on the last stair so i needn't go one big round to walk down. well, i hadn't thought of it, but when mabel, weiyi and i saw valentina halfway down... and xinyun down there... i thought, WOO! why not! ... and they did it cuz yong jin and si ian did it. =_= XD and in felt like i was jumping off the top of the monkey bar when i was younger... i want to do it again! mabel scrapped herself. weiyi gave up and walked down the stairs at the other area. it was so fun! and no, the fun part was me jumping, not mabel getting hurt. xD

    ...

    I'm going to call mabel Mopy from now on! valentina came up with it. she put mopy's initials and tada! an instant nickname! weiyi became Why. LOL

    Welcome to my life. It's a constant SNAFU, so don't mind the insanity.

    Please bring your own refreshments too.


    Oreos.
    "Like game addiction, which i'm sure alot of you have."
    *promptly raises hand* "and i've never played the game!" ~miss koh and i, in a class disscusion about internet safety.



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    Who we are / Wednesday, September 06, 2006


    There was a broken piano at the corner of the room. And that wasn't the only thing that was in pieces. Casting a look around, i wondered how whoever stayed here actually managed to live in this room. For the life of me, i couldn't figure out HOW, let alone WHY or WHAT was i doing in somebody else's room. Somebody whom i definitely didn't know.

    It was funny how everything seemed so familiar.

    /I'm not dreaming am I?/ It felt so surreal. I could even hear the quietness of the room whispering around. It was so familiar, yet not and my brain was starting to hurt from all the cogs turning. Maybe i fell asleep in class or something. Most probably i did. ooh boy, i'd better not have any glitter in my hair... Why was i still dreaming?

    The piano wouldn't play. And i still couldn't figure out where i was.

    "It's not often i get to see someone." I whirled round. A figure slowly slid of the bed. Even from the relative darkness of the room, i could see her half-smile.

    "Erm. It's your house, er, right? I'm sorry-"

    "There isn't a need to apologise."

    "..."

    She shrugged. "Like i said, i don't get anybody here, so you'll have to forgive the... untidiness."

    There was a thick silence after that. She walked up right next to me with the grace only one could achieve after staying in a messy room for years. My mind stupidly decided to realise that she was my height, instead of wondering why i was still-

    "dreaming." Startled i gave her a wide eyed look, that ranged from a blur "wha?" to "OMGWTF"

    "This is all in your mind."

    Okay. so my mind was a wierd place to be. Cliched too.

    "And it could do with a little more light."

    "It's your fault for coming up with such a dreary place." sheepishly, i looked around once more. So. why was my mind, to put it mildly, a mess? The only other person in the room seemed to know what i was thinking, and smiled wirly.

    "Like i said. give the room light." But how? there weren't any curtains, or even a window for that matter... What did it mean, to brighten up this room...

    "You know, you think too much sometimes. You teenage angst emo-er wannabe. After all, your life isn't bad you know. It's all-"

    ""superficial.""

    And the room lit up, light flooding in from a window that had appeared out of no where. She laughed again.

    "If things were that easy..." And i could see that the room wasn't messy anymore. The occupant of the room had waltzed over to the piano and had started playing a few notes. and she was...

    Beautiful.

    "I am what you percieve me to be." And i smiled, finally understanding what she meant, what she was trying to show me with her window and all.

    "So will you stop running away?"

    I nodded. "You're me."

    "I'm you; I'm Id." And then she grinned outright.

    "And lessons are going to end soon, so you'd better wake up."



    I typed this becaue i wanted to. =P I'll be back to crapping next post, i swear. XD


    Oreos.
    "If this is all a dream, don't wake me up."~ Cloud Strife, FFVII



    *Flipped!
    9/06/2006 10:52:00 PM

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