IT'S OVERRRRRRR / Wednesday, May 16, 2007
i realised that ommie and i are going to get into the habit of deciding to watch a movie right of the bat.
case 1: after school-organised 3.6km run *coughwalkcough*
me: hey, wanna catch a movie?
ommie: ohkay, what?
me: history boys!
...and we went downtown to watch it cuz it only showed there.
case 2: after exams (OMG IT'S OVERRRRRRRRRRRRRR)
me: free?
ommie: yea, why?
me: wanna catch a movie? spiderman3?
ommie: lol ohkay.
...and we went to watch it.
pity mopy couldn't go, having a headache and all that. but there's heroes for her, so....
I GET TO WATCH HEROES TONIGHT YAY
and also, i hate squeenix. just because they create the worst *coughshiniescoughhackcough* games ever.
ohkay they don't. *pines for Crisis Core game*Oreos.
an emo!spidey. omg i almost died of laughter. and the way harry got amnesia? PRICELESS. watch spiderman3, if only for hilarity. XD
*Flipped!
5/16/2007 05:49:00 PM
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Yo Ho Ho and a bottle of... Jack? / Tuesday, May 15, 2007
I am here to gloat at my sister. EXAMS ARE OVER TOMORROW. HAHA. HA.
let's ignore the fact that i screwed up more than 50% ohkay? DAMN I GOT CHEATED BY THE TEACHERS. THEY SHOULD WALK THE PLANK. all of them. anyway, since it's almost over, i don't have to think about tests for a while! and i can go shopping! and... i can go CCA!...*pauses* i didn't just say that.
but there's movies! there's Shrek3! there's spiderman3 the-guy-who-mopes-and-emo-and-has-almost-the-same-expression-all-the-time! there's Next, featuring the guy-who-stared-in-too-many-movies! there's Pirates of the Caribbean: At world's end.
HUAT AR.
So anyway i was watching the trailer, and i couldn't help but LAUGH, because... OMG.
-a short drum sound. the sun sets, and a ship sails across smooth waters (Yo-ho, yo-ho, a pirates' life for me)
-the disney logo appears. HOW ANTI-CLIMAX. but it belongs to the mouse, so. and herry bruckheimer films (which i can hardly tell apart from raintree productions. actually, i think i can) logo.
-a compass spins round, and round and round, before being snapped shut. to the tune of a bell.
-features a bit of the cast, elizabeth swann, will turner, tia dalma, hector barbossa
Tia: what would you do; what would any of you be willing to do (shows the ship in icy oceans,) would you brave the weird (a cold elizabeth and a map reading barbossa) and haunted(icy oceans) shores at worlds end (ship nears a waterfall in the middle of the ocean) to fetch back (shows an unhappy, and mainly grounded in the desert jack) witty jack?
Everyone: HELL NO NOT ME.
Tia: ohkay. no more plot. will, you can't marry elizabeth now.
will: WHAT ARE WE WAITING FOR? YOU DON'T GO, I'LL BURN THE RUM.
everyone: TO JACK!
Jack: did no one come to save me just because they missed me?
everyone: looks around.
the rum's more important-monkey jack raises hand.
Jack: *face palm*
ON MAY 25TH
barbossa: there was a time, when a pirate was free to make his own way in the world. (ships sailing at night, a jack stares from a high point to the sea)
Jack: I LOVE THE SEA <3
barbossa: ohkay, let's high tail it out of here.
everybody: AYE AYE. let's be bandits.
or robin hood.-everybody gives melodramatic stares.
jack: you look constipated.
will: at least it isn't "a mask of noble pining".
-cannon balls blasts people off the ship.
randomchapA: FOR HONOUR.
randomchapB: FOR GLORY.
randomchapC: FOR RUMMMMMMMM.
jack: why should i sail with any of you? 4 of you tried to kill me; one of you succeeded.
-everyone looks at elizabeth.
elizabeth: what? the rest just slapped him, i had to DO something.
tia: can i kill you too then, jack?
jack: save me.
-shows the enemies davy jones, james norrington, cutler beckett. (voice in background: our enemies are united, out to destroy us. we should create a union and bankcrupt them. the pirate lords -cue pirate lords- from the four corners of the earth must stand together!)
will: they all speak different languages.
barbossa: all understand the word of rum.
Sao Feng: Welcome to Singapore. please ignore the fact that this area is supposed to be filled with malay pirates, not chinese, and that i look like emperor Ming from Flash Gordon (which i've never seen before). Singapore's a fine city. you litter, you pay me $500.
jack: but we're pirateeeeeesssssssssss.
Sao feng: And don't even THINK about smoking.
jack: ...where's the merlion?
sao feng: we ate it last week.
barbossa: there's not been a gathering like this in our life time.
-the jolly roger is hoisted
jack: and i owe all of them money. (and i didn't even make this up.)
WALTZ DISNEY PICTURES PRESENTS
-cue super dramatic music.
jack: what's with all this orchestra and choir thing? where's the rum? in fact, the theme song should be about rum!
barbossa: *points to an emo-ing will who gives the perfect *hero* emo look complete with noble agony and floaty hair*
jack: oh i see.
elizabeth: it wouldn't have worked out between us.
jack: yea well; you're not my type.
elizabeth: WHAT DO YOU MEAN "NOT MY TYPE".
jack: see? keep telling yourself that, darling.
tia: i pity you will.
will: actually, it doesn't matter.
there's this pretty thing back in tortuga. her name's mary-sue.tia: OH GOD. JACK, ELIZABETH? WILL'S UNDER ANOTHER BAD FAN-FICTION SPELL.
(mary-sue's the name given to original characters in bad fan-fiction where they look absolutely stunning, is the long lost sister of some famous person, is the only best child-hood friend of the character she falls in love with, has the best skills ever, can cure with a flick of her wrists, never gets dirty, has the most mysterious past, and makes any male character fall in love with her in 0.5 mili-seconds flat, causing rivalry even if they never knew each other. u get the idea.)
-more fighting and things going boom. everyone continues to practice their melodramatic stares.
beckett(i think): they know they face extinction.
will: NEVER.
jack: oh bugger. cheesy lines 101.
-even more melodramatic stares.
beckett: all that remains is where they make their final stand.
barbossa: HAHAHAHAHA. *spins ship and bombs the other ship while in a whirlpool WTF.*
jack: I'M GONNA DIEEEEEE.
FROM PRODUCER JERRY BRUCKHEIMR
AND DIRECTOR GORE VERBINSKI
will: you know, with you supposedly on enemy lines, and the fact that i never knew you were alive or a pirate, they could have actually done the whole star wars "i am your father" thing.
bootstrap bill: actually, i'm your uncle.
will:...
bootstrap bill: my brother died in an oliphunt attack, so i decided to take care of you. we still have the same blood.
will:...
bootstrap bill: he has elvish blood, and strangely his surname is Bloom. he wanted to call you legolas.
will: *curses in elvish*
-a ship sailing in sand, swords being thrown down to jack and elizabeth to aid them, flying, fighting, swinging, and don't forget the rum.
-will and elizabeth kiss in the midst of fighting, creating an All Love Shalt Conquer All beam and eradicating the enemy.
jack: wow, if it weren't for my eyes, i'd tell you to do that more often.
will: will you marry me?
elizabeth: i don't think that was the best time!
will: what? you don't like swords? *woeful eyes*
elizabeth: actually, i was think of a PEACEFUL hill, a bit of wind, flowers, ring?
will: THAT'S A CLICHE! I HATE CLICHES!
elizabeth:..will?
will: EVER SINCE I WAS BORN MY LIFE'S BEEN A CLICHE!
jack: well, now... *patpat*
will: *clings to jack and cries* I'M SICK OF BEING A CLICHE!
tia: is he always that bad?
elizabeth: you have no idea.
-jack and davy jones fight on the bow(?) of the ship
will: they are so... gay.
barbossa:...ergh. huh?
will: i mean, they clash their swords in tune to the music. davy jones keeps chasing jack. jack tried to steal his heart, for pete's sake!
barbossa: i don't think they meant it that way.
will: yes, i suppose so.
JOHNNY DEPP, ORLANDO BLOOM, KEIRA KNIGHTLEY, WITH CHOU YUN-FAT AND GEOFFREY RUSH
norrington: you're mad.
jack: if i wasn't, this would probably never work.
-more melodrama, walking, swinging, fighting, water spraying.
jack: i swear i'm getting better at walking straight.
will: and keeping that "noble pining for sea" face in the oh-bleep factor.
PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN: AT WORLD'S END
where's the rum?Oreos.
*get's stoned* you know what?
http://disney.go.com/disneypictures/pirates/atworldsend/
*Flipped!
5/15/2007 05:40:00 PM
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Moment= F x d / Tuesday, May 08, 2007
This is me slacking. This is me not studying. This is me procrastinating. This is me trying my darnest not to start revising. This is me whining. This is me staring longingly at my bed. This is me ignoring the stack of Physics worksheets i'm supposed to, but not going through.
...
This is me dying for tomorrow's exam.
Ohkay! i've managed to scare myself into revising now! :D
Oreos.
I wonder what happens if you're floating in a stationary car, and all of a sudden the car speeds up very very quickly. maybe you'd fly and smack the back window?
*Flipped!
5/08/2007 04:32:00 PM
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i'm going to need a WTF label. really. / Sunday, May 06, 2007
I'm starting to find my blog traumatising; as in the omg-those-bunny-thingies-shaking-back-and-forth-are-
scary things on the top of the blog. THEY JUST STARE AT YOU AND DO NOTHING BUT SWAY AROUND. and sway. and sway. and sway, and i think i'm going to get freaked out by them.
soon, and my brother is in a fit of hilarity over the HORRORS.
Oreos.
mum:*lightly taps my cheek* :D
me: MA?! YOU JUST SLAPPED ME.
mum: :D:D but you are so cute~
me: THAT'S NOT A GOOD REASON.
but true.mum: want me to slap you again and come up with another?
me: no thank you. >_<
...
me: ...couldn't you come up with another reason and not smack me?
mum: i need inspiration!
*Flipped!
5/06/2007 08:01:00 PM
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What in the world...? / Saturday, May 05, 2007
I've just discoverd ms lee min ying likes nine inch nails, apparantly. from her blog.
...*brain tries to process*
uh. not that that is a bad thing.
...
...
UH.
... minying, do you have any of their older albums?
Oreos.
"Flying, vince, corpses are just so tacky"~sick and dying Yuffie to Vincent, in her trying to get him to let her go and plummet to her death, Sunshine in Winter by Guardian1, a FFVII fanfic.
*Flipped!
5/05/2007 07:08:00 PM
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GRABBITY! / Friday, May 04, 2007
ARGH I'M SO DEAD FOR MY CHINESE MID-YEAR SOMEONE SHOOT ME NOW!
...fine, so i don't want to be shot at.
...or at least seriously.
but still, the main idea gets across right? right. so i don't need to be shot.
today! i saw THIS:
http://www.square-enix.co.jp/ccff7/how long have i been raving over Crisis Core already? darn i so want to play it, who cares if the story line and/or gameplay totally sucks! it's just
shiny! :D:D:D:D:D SEE THE TRAILER; IT'S UNDER THE PV SECTION.
*pauses in the middle of still-ongoing-since-afternoon squee* ...why does Sephiroth make fighting two incredibly strong opponents look terribly easy? ...oh yea. it's Sephiroth. *continues to squee*
and to follow up, i found this in one lj; this user ciceqi pimped this song, and...
"It's almost insane, the way you've infected my brain"
... it's by the scala and kolacny brothers, named ONE-WINGED ANGEL.
*pauses*
*rolls on the ground with laughter cuz yea, it's so trueeeeeeeeeeee*
I need a blog which plays this music and name it "Sephiroth ate my brain! XD"
...man, i need a life.
Oreos.
Angeal: I've nominated you for First class.
Zack: EHH?! ANGEAL! I LOVE YOU ANGEA- *glomps/hugs Angeal*
Angeal: =_=^ *shoves Zack away*
Zack: ACK.
~Conversation between Zack and Angeal, Crisis Core. Angeal should be Zack's mentor. He has the buster sword which later belonged to Zack which later belonged to Cloud. =_= lol
*Flipped!
5/04/2007 10:32:00 PM
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Sparrrrrtaaaaaaaaa / Tuesday, May 01, 2007
This morning during tuition, i had the strange urge to reply to a fellow classmate's rather funny (and dumb-- i think he does this on purpose) question this sentence: THIS IS SPARTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! *attempts to throw him out of the window*
I swear this is Ommie's fault. and this too:
http://community.livejournal.com/m15m/14864.htmlIt's highly amusing, or at least it is for me. there's harry potter and v for vendetta parodies too! *cackles at teh crack*
Studying outside today proved rather good, though i focused more on my e math. I DETEST social studies. hatehatehate. i wish i could er... burn it? maybe i should become a pyromaniac; it'd probably finally give me enough guts to blow the school up.
of course, knowing myself, i'd never achieve all this, being too much of a law abiding, moral person.
and now the mid-year exams are coming up. ...so what on earth am i doing here?!
Oreos.
"The head wants to turn, to avert both its eyes, but the mind wants to learn of some truth that might be inside reported crimes. So they found a lieutenant who killed a village of kids. After finishing off the wives, he wiped off his knife and that’s what he did." ~The War Criminal Rises and Speaks, Okkervil
*Flipped!
5/01/2007 11:17:00 PM
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